Wednesday, December 29, 2010

christmas? I think so

So we had a fucking awesome party at our house on christmas. Everyone thats awesome/important was there. fuckin good food.. we ordered a lot of it haha it was great. There was a bit of a food fight... And of course we had the dirty chinese gift exchange... i was half drunk so i dont remember what y'all got. So tell me in the comments. I got hand cuffs that were fuzzy and ya..its gonna be fun ;p. I remember people getting lingrie, viborators, playboys, and pretty much everything. So we partyed hard and shit. Oh and we fuckin played street hockey some of us. I kicked ass, and everyone wanted to be on my team haha. Exept then Soda was about to shoot on open net so i fuckin ran to save it and he canned me hard with his stick. fuck im still mad at him for that haha. Then the next morning my bathroom fuckin reaked. And turns out someone puked on the floor and whiped it up with a towel and hung it back up. It was fuckin disgusting haha but i kinda laughed. but whoever you were im gonna fuckin beat u. So tell me who it was :p

So i guess i should add this in. I got Blair and I a honeymoon in vegas. And also got her a white gold necklace thats pretty fuckin kool. And Blaze got a park with a swing and all that plus a slide that goes into a swimming pool. And a little dirtbike.
And I got all you mother fuckers a gift bag. with a ..surprise inside.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Oh How I Love Fighting

I was just walking down the street when I thought I saw that kid Bryce on the other side. I took a double take. It was him. I ran across the street and told him never to touch Brook again. He smirked and asked me what I was gonna do about it. So i smirked back and laughed. I then punched him in the face and started beating him up. When I knew I was about to win I got a little cocky and threw him on the ground and said, "thats what I'm gonan do about it" then all the sudden he whipped out a blade and fuckin just about stabbed me on my leg. I quickly reached into my back pocket. My. blade. wasn't. there. what. the. fuck. I then had to think of a plan. I tried to grab his wrist and he tried to get up at the same time. THe knifecut my leg. I grabbed the fuckin knife and ripped it outta his hand. I fuckin threw that fucker on the ground and put the blade to his throat. "Don't you ever come near here again. Or you're dead." I told him. He fuckin ran. I then whiped the blade on my shirt and walked home.
"Hey Blair I got a new knife" I said.
"She looked down the stairs at me, "What the fuck Dally??!" I looked down at my leg, haha there was quite a bit of blood.
"Oh I just got in a fight. Kicked that Bryce guys ass. Brook should be safe for a while"

Sunday, December 12, 2010

I came home from work at 5AM. Everyone was sleeping, I had something to eat then went to the washrrom before I went to bed. I stepped into the bathroom and went to the toilet... as I was pissng I looked over and saw like fucking 10 pregnancy tests on the counter. I was all "What the fuck?"So I looked at them. positve.positive. positive. positive. positive. positive. What?? Who the hell is pregnant in my house. I know. But how? I'm pretty sure I almost fainted or something. I was freaking out... I was almost shaking when I walked into our bedroom and saw Blair sleeping. Oh my fucking god... this has to be a joke. I can't handle another one. It's a joke I know it. Is it April Fools day today? Fuck its december. god fucking damnit why cant it be april. I crawled into bed and tried not to wake her up. I couldn't get to sleep. Finally she woke up it must have been at least 2 or 3 hours later. She looked at me.
"I saw the tests..."

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

worst phonecall ever

I was just sitting at home watching hockey. It was getting late. They must be really busy I guess. Is what I told myself. I waited,kept lookign at the clock. Blaze should be in bed by now... I started to get a bad feeling and around two in the morning I got a phone call.
"Hello?" I answered.
"Dallas get to the hospital now!" It was Jamie. I hung up the phone and ran to my truck. I have no idea how I got there. I don't remember the drive, I dont even remember putting on my shoes. I dont even remember if I actually parked in a parking spot or if I left my truck in the middle of the street. I just know I ran into the hospital and asked for Blair Matthews and Rhiley Winston.
The lady told me to calm down. I might have told her where to go... and some other words that wherent very nice. Thats when Blairs mom and Jamie walked in.
The lady said somethin bout them being in surgery and we couldnt see them til morning. I just sat there the whole night. Waiting on one of those chairs. I didnt move. Finally it was morning.
I went into the room they were in. They were both sleeping, well Blair was in a coma. I walked up to her and kissed er and told her she has to be strong and heal. I went up to Blaze and tucked him in. I remmeber thinking Why them and not me. Rhileys done nothing bad in his life and this is what he gets. I was just so fuckin happy they were alive.
A couple days later I got to take Blaze home. He was happy to be out of that place, but he misses him mom. I take him to the hospital every day to see her.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

*awesome title inserted here*

I finally finshed our house on Friday. So Saturday Blair and I spent all day moving boxes and unpacking them. One thing I'll miss is that swimming pool in my building :p now you guys can't sneak in and use it anymore haha. Once all our shit was put away and clean we picked up blaze from sodas. He looked really happy when we showed him the house. Hopfully we can reach him to walk soon then he won't have to crawl everywhere. Shr!mp loves the house especially since we got that massive yard now. Lucky dog haha. So Blair and I were thinking of having a Christmas supper at our house this year. To break it in :p. So you're all invited.

Monday, October 18, 2010

stuff

So the past weekend I've been working on building a house. Yeah I don't think it's good to raise a kid in an apartment there's no room to run around and do kid things like jump on the bed (the people on the floor under you get pissed and ask the guy to kick you out). So thats what I've been doing the past week. I worked my ass off and all the walls are built and the roof is on. The basement was done as well. If you can visualize things in your head Ill (try to) explain to you what it will be like.



Lets say that the front of the house is south and the back of the house is north. So when you walk through the front door you are walking north.



You walk in the front door and you are on the landing you can go upstairs or downstairs. But you can see the living room to your right through the gard rails. So you walk up the stairs and to your right is the living room. North of the living room is the kitchen which has a half wall so you can see and talk to the people in the living room. To the left (west) of those rooms is a hallway.

The first door you come to on the north side will be the guest room. The first door on the south side is the bathroom. The second door on the north side will be Blaze's room. And the second door on the south side is the master bedroom which will be our room. It has a walk in closet and a bathroom.

Ok so say you go downstairs... If you go left off the stairs there will be a kinda hallway that will have a weight room straight north of the stairs and a bathroom on the south side and another guest room on the north side across from that. But to the right of the stairs will have a bar/party living room area thing and a play area thing north of that.

Okay, so after working hard on that a couple days ago I wanted to go out. Later that day Kit phoned me and asked if I was doin anything later tonight. I was thinking about going down to that new club anyways so I said she could come. I drove to there house and waited for her to get ready. We walked back to my car and I opened the passenger door for her and walked around. I couldn't wait to get a drink in me I was pretty sore from working. We started drivig and there was a pussy car with some socs in it. "do u wana race them?" kit asked. Haha of course I did. "hey fags!" I yelled and they looked "let's race" they laughed. "you think you can beat us with that??" the light turned green and I slammed on the gas. We blew them outta the water. "haha we kicked their ass" I said. "haha yeah" Kit said. We got to the club and walked in. "so what do you plan on doing? Drinking? Danceing?" she asked. "both" I said. "good answer" she said. I went up to the bar and grabbed a beer and opened it. Kit came up and took the beer from me. "thanks" she said. I rolled my eyes and got another one. We went on the dance floor and danced for a while then Kit wanted to play beer pong. Since I kick ass at the game I agreed. The first shot got in. So she took a drink. Then when she shot it missed I laughed my ass off at her. Then I was about to shoot and right when i through the ball she moved the cup -.- so I quit. haha. After some more danceig and drinking I walked her back home, well I hope it was her house haha I was to drunk to remember :p

Monday, October 11, 2010

Last weekend I never felt so nervous in my life. Everyone was hanging out, me and Blair decided to go to the park while Soda and Katie watched Blaze. Me and Blair were walking down the street to the park, "Ur lookin super sexy tonight " I said reaching over to grab her hand. "thanks babe you too" she winked. We got to the park. She let go of my hand and I was about to look over and I got a pile of leaves thrown at me. "oh ur gonna get it girl" I smirked. I ran after her and threw some leaves back at her. I caught her around the waist and put her on the ground in the leaves" she grabbed my shoulders and dragged me down to kiss me. Oh man I'm going to do it. I'm going to. Right now. She could say no... fuck... "Is there something up Dally?" she said. I got off of her and helped her up. "Actually..." I touched my pocket to feel if it was still there. I swallowed hard. I got down on one knee reaching into my pocket and grabing the box. I don't remember being able to think. "Blair, will you marry me?" I said, opening the ring box.

Monday, September 27, 2010

sunday night

I went to a party last night at some bar. It was so fuckin insain i have no idea how the drinks ended up infront of me i must have stole some or something. It was so good there was some hot cheerleader girls grindin everyone on the dancefloor. dont worry blair i wasnt on the dancefloor................................... :D A lot more beers and drinks after that and I dont rememeber a thing...
I woke up to screaming. All I could think about was how hurt my head felt. "shut the fuck up" i said without opening my eyes. then i just thought who the fuck would be screaming in my apartment?
"dallas what the fuck??!" I opened my eyes to see kit infront of me. what the fuck is she doing here? I look around. "get some fucking clothes on!" she said. what?? i looked down i was just wearing a tie.
"what are u doin in my house?" i said.
"what are u doing on MY couch! is the better question" she yelled not lookin at me. hahahaha this is her couch. oops.
"Where are my pants?"
just then pony comes out of his room holding my pants "im sorry im gay and creepy. i couldnt help put sleep with ur pants."
"WHAT THE FUCK U GROSS FAGGOT." thats the nastyest shit ever! pony is so stakerish.
Haha just kidding thats not what happened. i found my jeans on the floor. dont know why they were there or why I was here. I put them on. "how the fuck did i end up here. I dont even remember what happened."
"I dont know, but can you leave so i can was my couch... 1000 times over" I just laughed and left.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Partying It Up

Parties... fun shit. People getting drunk, dancing, drinking, getting drunk, haha the list goes on. So I was at a party... like usual, and just drinking and hanging out with Tim and Buck when I saw Blair walk in. I thought I saw her walk in alone. I went over to her and we started talkin bout random shit, I got her a drink. I don't really remember to much after that. Like usual. I just know that when I woke up in the morning in my bed and saw Blair sleeping beside me I knew something bad was gonna happen. I couldn't help but be a little bit happy because Iv'e wanted Blair for a long time, but I knew she was gonna kill me when she woke up. I quietly slipped out and made some hangover juice. Then I saw the prettyest girl walk out of my room.

"Dallas what the fuck happened last night?" she asked.

"I dunno" I said and took a drink. I walked towards her and was about to kiss her when someone opened my door. Great timeing cuz -.-

Jelly looked rather confused. I didn't know what to say. I didn't want anyone to find out about this because it could wreck Blairs relationship with Kyle.

"umm Dally I need to talk to you later" she said and left.

"Shit." I said.

"I better go" Blair said and left. I was left in my aparentment alone.

Parites can get you in a weird situation. I don't know how this ones gonna end up.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Week with Blaze

I took care of Blaze for a week. It was...interesting. I took off a week of work and just spent some time with him. I found out quite quickly that my apartment is not baby proof. I fixed that after he tried breaking some shit and almost killing himself. With Blaze I had to play with him so much, it seemed like he never ran out of energy. By the end of the night I was ready to sleep at his bedtime haha. But I was not ready to get up when he was -.- . And whenever I took him someplace, like the mall or park, all the old ladies would give me bad looks and whisper to eachother, I guess they don't like seeing a tough greaser with a baby haha. But with the girls... I was getting girls coming up to me all the time. With "aww he's so adorable" and they'd ask about him and shit. I got a few dates haha. But fuck like when is he gonna learn to use the fucking toilet! Diapers are the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. I don't think I will ever change another one ever again, thats just some sick shit. And then I wanted to kick this guys ass when I was at the park. But I reilized that I couldn't leave a 4 month old baby on a swing by himself. It sucked. And I couldn't go to the bar every night or go partying. And since he doesn't have his own room I couldn't even have a girl over. It's fucking tough takeing care of a kid. I am gonna help out Blair more now knowing what she has to do. But not nights ;p

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Bob...

Once I heard about Johnny... I couldn't think. I was so fucking pissed off at that soc kid. So when I was downtown I was looking for him. Then I saw a glimps of a dumbass, I knew it was him. They all had their backs away from me. Haha perfect I was all i could think. I felt my pockets to make sure my switch and heater were still there. They were all laughin bout some dumb shit, so i snuck up behind Bob and in one instant grabbed the back of his collar and pulled him back and punched him in the face hard. He was so suprised he could hardly react. I then just kept beating on him hard til he was on the ground i just kept punching him and kicking him. His friends were trying to get me off of him but i resisted. When he could hardly move i turned around and started beating the shit out of the others. A couple ran away but the others thought they could take me, haha. I heard some movemnt behind me and knew it was Bob getting up I took oout my switch and turned around. I slit his arm open and he tried to lunge at me but i movent and punched him in the gut as he stumbled past me. Someone yelled "He's got a gun!" and they ran away and left Bob by himself. He just looked at me. I couldnt help but smile, he looked so beat up I dont think he could see out of both eyes. "Don't fuck with me or any of my friends again" I said. I spit on him and walked away.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

So Brook keeps asking me to teach her how to fight. I'm the right guy to talk to if you want to learn how to fight because I'm so good at it, so shes smart for asking me. But I haven't taught anyone really before. So I tried. We were at the lot and I taught her how to punch (she was doing it so wrong haha) and dodging which is pretty important for her since shes so small haha. After an houor she was kinda getting the hang of it. She won't hurt a fly so I don't see the point, I guess if its an emergancy she will fight. So we were just hanging around fightin when about 5 socs were walkin towards us. I smirked, because this will be the perfect situation to see if Brook learnt anything. The looked a little frieghtened and I told her that she has to practice wat she learnt on them. They got up to us and one of em said something about us bein greasers i wasn't really listening. I was going to ttry to hold back on the fighting so Brook could make the first hit. One of the guys walked up to her and was about to touch her and she punched him in the gut and kicked him in the balls. Haha I didn't think that was a fair shot but who cares their socs. While she was takin on that guy I beat the shit outta the four others with ease. Then when we left I asked her how it was beating the shit outta someone and she said it felt good.

After that I went over to Blairs to see my son, only Tim was there. He's my friend and all but I don't really liek the idea of him datin my ex. Me and Blaze hung out for a bit, he doesn't really do or say much cuz hes so little haha but it was still pretty awesome. When he gets a bit older im gonan teach him how to fight real good.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Update on Life

There is pretty much only two things. Ok so me and Bri are dating. And Ari fights like a girl. She pretends that she has beaten me up but she hasn't and can't. Biggest liar i've met haha. Seriously though Ari.. no u never knocked me out. And i don't think we should fight because it would not end well for u, because my strength would kill u. okay got it? great.

Monday, April 26, 2010

The bar

So a couple days ago I was bored so I went to the bar. Blair was at the hospital with my baby. I was playing some pool with some guys and havin a few drinks. After a while of them getting angry because i was kickin all there asses they stopped playin. So i went over to the bar and was talkin to this chick then i saw Bri. I asked her what she was doin and she said she was just hangin out since Darry was in the hospital because of the car crash he was in. Haha wow now that I think of it i totally ditched that chick.. haha oh well. So me and Bri hung out the whole night, drinking and shit. And ya......................... I cant believe what i did... Im sorry Blair.... I promised you..

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Lock down

so today i desided to go to the high school and spray paint some awesome shit on it... while everyone was still in school. So here i am makin some awesome pictures... haha and i see someone peeking there the window at me so i looked at them funny and kept on going and well... maybe fingered them haha but anyways all the sudden i hear "we are in lock down" over the anouncement. i couldnt help but laugh, its not like i was trying to kill anyone i didnt have a gun. while i did but its not like i was gonna use it. so i finished up my picture and went to the parkin lot and keyed some cars then causually walked away. i dont know what happened after at the school haha but i went down to the DX for a bit.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

The bet

Alright so me and Jamie have a bet. I cant touch a girl till june. as in kissing and stuff haha. and so everyone pick your sides. Jamie thinks I ca't do it and I say I can. whos side are u on?

Saturday, February 27, 2010

the movies

So me, Dawn, Steve, Evie, and Sandy went to the movies the other night. We snuck in threw the gate of coarse because who pays these days? Anyways I dont even remember what the movie was, I was too busy getting the girls drunk haha. After the movie we went to this bar. Dawn was getting pretty drunk and doing some crazy stuff. I remember me and Steve were laughin pretty hard. Aftrer we have a few drinks Steve said he needed to go home and he was insisting Evie came with him haha. So me Dawn and Sandy were all alone. Dawn kept telling me she wanted to go over to my house, I am pretty sure that Sandy went to Evies house but im not quite sure, all i know is that Dawn came over to my house... ;)

Thursday, February 11, 2010

two-bit.. haha

so me and two-bit had a fight today. no it was not fuckin clean man we both had switchblades though. it was pretty intesnce at the begining he tried lungeing at me but i dodged him and threw him to the ground. he got up fast and cut my arm with the blade, i fuckin cut threw his shirt and he fell to the ground and i just started punchin him over and over and he kept tryin to get up the he fuckin threw me off of him man but i got up fast. my blade got thrown to the side but i didnt need it. he tried to stab me but i dodged it again but he got my in the ribs with his fist. and i punched him right in the stomach. two-bit tumbled over. and the fight was pretty much over. easy fight haha i kicked ur ass two-bit.
well thats all i remember from the fight anyway haha

Monday, February 1, 2010

weirdness

so i was at the bar last night just hanging with a couple guys i dont think u guys know. anyways there was these girls climbing all over me and shit. but for some reason man i didnt even feel the need to do what i usually do man. i didnt do nothin with them it was so not like me. i just kept thinkin bout blair and i dont know.. it was weird.. i guess i really really do love u blair <3 i knew i loved u but i didnt know i loved u this much.. so anyways just thought id blog haha

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

the baby

so me and blair bought... or should I say.. got.. haha.. some stuff for the baby. so my house is all decked out in baby stuff now haha. i really wanted to get this tuff thing, it was like a pouch for the baby and it hooks to ur door frame and they jump in it haha it looked so awesome, but aparently they cant use that for a while so i didnt get it. but we got the crib and shit, its pretty kool. but i dont got a spare room no more guys, but feel free to sleep on the couch haha. its one of those ones that turn into a bed anyway.
but anyways, just thought id post somethin

Sunday, January 3, 2010

soo

so theres a party tonight at the curtis's, cant wait to get drunk man..
oh and i got a present for blair haha, but only if u move in with me.. :p