Wednesday, April 27, 2011

You are a crazy ass mother fucker

A lot of shit has happened. Including Blazes first birthday. It was so weird, knowing he is already one. The party was awesome and of course mostly everyone got wasted.
And a couple days later everyone came over to our house and we watched the hockey game. Boston vs. Montreal. Game 7. It went into over time so everyone was flipping shit. Mostly me and Angela were yellin at eachother and the tv. Then it happened. Boston scored. I was out of my seat at them time and i just fell into the couch. Shit. I knew what was coming.
"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA! WHAT NOW, WINSTON?!?!?! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUDDYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
At that moment in time I was in the red zone. I so wanted to kick her ass. But i tried to restrain myself, knowing she is a girl and super weak. But she just kept goin on. So i grabbed her and practically ran up the stairs outside and dropped her in the garbage can. I just laughed at her and she was screaming. No one else came out to help her so I went back inside and sat on the couch with everyone else. Most of us were sad that the bruins won, but oh well, its not like they will win the stanley cup. So iwas just eating some chips, drinkin some beer, and talking to Soda and Steve when liquid got poured on my head. I froze. Then turned around to see Angela all gross and smelly from the garbage, holding a empty beer can.
"You mother fucker wasting my beer!!" i shouted then jumped off the back of the couch and she ran away. i caught her and dumped the rest of my beer on her head. Thats better than breaking her neck :)