Monday, September 27, 2010

sunday night

I went to a party last night at some bar. It was so fuckin insain i have no idea how the drinks ended up infront of me i must have stole some or something. It was so good there was some hot cheerleader girls grindin everyone on the dancefloor. dont worry blair i wasnt on the dancefloor................................... :D A lot more beers and drinks after that and I dont rememeber a thing...
I woke up to screaming. All I could think about was how hurt my head felt. "shut the fuck up" i said without opening my eyes. then i just thought who the fuck would be screaming in my apartment?
"dallas what the fuck??!" I opened my eyes to see kit infront of me. what the fuck is she doing here? I look around. "get some fucking clothes on!" she said. what?? i looked down i was just wearing a tie.
"what are u doin in my house?" i said.
"what are u doing on MY couch! is the better question" she yelled not lookin at me. hahahaha this is her couch. oops.
"Where are my pants?"
just then pony comes out of his room holding my pants "im sorry im gay and creepy. i couldnt help put sleep with ur pants."
"WHAT THE FUCK U GROSS FAGGOT." thats the nastyest shit ever! pony is so stakerish.
Haha just kidding thats not what happened. i found my jeans on the floor. dont know why they were there or why I was here. I put them on. "how the fuck did i end up here. I dont even remember what happened."
"I dont know, but can you leave so i can was my couch... 1000 times over" I just laughed and left.

115 comments:

Carson Randle said...

Your gay. :)

Dally Winston said...

nah that would be u

Carson Randle said...

I feel bad for kit, she ha to see your little penis :p

Carson Randle said...

I'm sorry Dally. That was very funny. You are a comical genious. Who isn't gay or lacking in the pants. You are the greatest thing to happen to the earth. I'm jealous of Blair.

There. Is that nice enough? :)

Brenan said...

So uhm..this is really weird. XD you need serious help Dallas :p

Dally Winston said...

ya ur off the hook carson and i kno but it was those girls they drugged me. haha just kiddin i have no idea

Jamie said...

:O when u said that pony said that i actually believed it.........thats scary :P

Dally Winston said...

hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha u serious?

Brenan said...

I forgot how retarded you are :p I enjoy the more mature people, lmao.

Brookie Cade said...

thats pretty wierd. :P

Dally Winston said...

haha then go away if u dont like me :p

Dally Winston said...

ya how would u like wakin up with just a tie

Jamie said...

yes i did :P i mean its pony :D

Brenan said...

I will never leave Dallas >:) lmao.

Dally Winston said...

hahaha it is pony but come on that would be a little to pony

Brookie Cade said...

idk! im just sayin thats wierd....the cheerleaders do some weird shit...not me..but ya know the OTHER ones :P

Jamie said...

................sure o-0

Carson Randle said...

Dallas is short

Dally Winston said...

short? that doesnt even make sence

Brookie Cade said...

dallas i kinda really hate you....you got 18 comments im like 5 fucking minutes. and i got 18 in like 2 weeks -.-

Brenan said...

Let's be honest here Brooklyn, all cheerleaders do is sit around and talk shit about other people, and do their nails, and talk about how they're too fat. They barely even cheer xD

Dally Winston said...

its not my fault im the best person alive. like give me a break man ;p

Carson Randle said...

I felt the need to say something irrelevent

Dally Winston said...

they are sexy bre leave them alone haha

Brookie Cade said...

yea bre leave us alone -.-

Brenan said...

Dallas, football players are sexy, guys soccer players are sexy, guys in bands are sexy. Cheerleaders are butt ugly xD or the ones at my school are

Dally Winston said...

u just got told by brook hahaha

Dawn Cade said...

FREAK! DALLAS IS A FREAK!

Dally Winston said...

hot girls are sexy, sexy girls are sexy, cute girls are sexy and hot girls are sexy

Dally Winston said...

dawn sucks my dick all night long

Brookie Cade said...

1. i dont talk shit. i leave that to you dumbasses.

2. wen i paint my nails i just chip the paint off out of boredem.

3. i know im not fat. and im not gonna pretened like i am.

so fuck off -.-

Brookie Cade said...

nice theory dallas :P

Brenan said...

Dallas just likes girls. XD and no, cheerleaders are annoying little fucks. :) I want to shoot them like )/739:!;848393848;;&:9jzidjdodhusifnrio$yeoeueoeuo$;7;9!uri7383738393 times :)

Brookie Cade said...

wow really!? then why dont you fucking shoot me!?

Dally Winston said...

brook illstick up for u. bre leave her alone. cheerleader sexyness is sexy dont diss it.

Brenan said...

Brook no one cares. And Dallas, you're a pig. I mean seriously, half of the cheerleaders have STD's xD

Dally Winston said...

nuh uh no they dont

Brookie Cade said...

if nobody cares why'd dallas say he'd stick up for me? :P

Brenan said...

Yes they do Dal. :p

Kitty Curtis said...

Fuck you, Dalallas. You got 37 comments. -.-

Brenan said...

That's an easy one Brooks, because
A) you can't stick up for yourself
and B) Dallas thinks cheerleaders are sexy, he was sticking up for them, not you xD

Carson Randle said...

Don't worry... Be happy :D

Dally Winston said...

they dont! only the gross ones

Brenan said...

All of them are gross. :)

Dally Winston said...

hell no

Kitty Curtis said...

Fuck. I am doomed for life. Must. Seek. Professional. Help.

Brenan said...

FUCK OFF! D: just let me be right, this one time! :O

Dally Winston said...

u liked what u saw dont worry kit i kno u were just puttin on a show ;p

Dally Winston said...

hmm no haha

Kitty Curtis said...

Bre, I used to make fun of cheerleaders, then I was forced to do the same and bitch, I'm never making fun of them again.

Kitty Curtis said...

Dally, I'm not really into petiteness.

Brenan said...

I hate Dallas Ann Winston, and Kit, I will forever make fun of cheerleaders, because from what I've seen they don't do anything -.-

Dally Winston said...

Kit I'm so big u can't even pretend Im small

Brookie Cade said...

we do alot more than sit on our ass eating goldfish -.-

Brenan said...

That's where you're wrong Brooks, I play soccer and other outdoor sports. Like, I play REAL sports. Not cheerleading.

Dally Winston said...

U fuck ppl

Brookie Cade said...

watevr im done.

Dally Winston said...

Brook u were actually fightin?

Brookie Cade said...

...yea i was...?

Carson Randle said...

Cheerleaders aren't really that bad. Like golfers.. Not really a sport buuuuuuuuut... The do work kinda hard :p

Dally Winston said...

Brook! U weren't actually supposed to be fighting I'm pretty sure everyones jokin around.

Brookie Cade said...

we work alot harder than ppl give us credit for -.-

Brenan said...

I was kidding around :p and Carson, golf is a sport. Cheerleading isn't xD

Brookie Cade said...

jesus christ dallas. so serious.

Dally Winston said...

Ur the serious one ;p

Carson Randle said...

Cheerleading is a sport -.-

Brookie Cade said...

yep. :P

Dally Winston said...

And so is kitkating

Jamie said...

I'm a dancer not a cheerleader :P so left out haha

Brookie Cade said...

dancing is kinda a sport. :P

Jamie said...

if cheerleading is a sport than dancing is DEFINITLY a sport. :P

Brookie Cade said...

then yes jamie dancing is a sport.

Jamie said...

:D lmao but bri if ur reading this cheerleading is a sport i cheered up until sophmore year and its hard work brook isnt joking. dance is too but i like it there's more creativity and freedom to me

Sodapop Curtis said...

I almost peed myself laughing this morning XD

Sodapop Curtis said...

i wish you guys would put this much effort in to commenting on everyones blogs -_-

Dally Winston said...

Haha to ur sister scrubing the couch

Dally Winston said...

Soda it's not my fault im the hottest here man

Jamie said...

...........hey :D

Brookie Cade said...

hahaha that made me laugh dallas!! and sumone needs to start shit...or a good converstation on another blog. that way we'll comment more. :P

Dally Winston said...

All the girls who don't comment in 5 min gotta give me head

Carson Randle said...

I'm only here because Dally made me.

Dally Winston said...

Carson is the only unlucky girl that doesn't have to give me head but can if she wants.

Brookie Cade said...

whoa! what?!?! just read that....like..a minute ago. :P

Brookie Cade said...

82 comments dallas -.-

Dally Winston said...

Oooh lucky u

Brookie Cade said...

oooh unlucky.

Dally Winston said...

U like it

Brookie Cade said...

mmm..no i really dont.

Dally Winston said...

Yes u do

Brookie Cade said...

no..im pretty sure i really dont.
:P

Brookie Cade said...

go comment on sumone elses post! you almost have 100! -.-

Carson Randle said...

Yay me xD

Dawn Cade said...

dallas no one wants ur wang in thier mouth. thats unsanitary my good fellow.

Angelica Winston said...

So many comments! I hate you Dallas. -.-

Anonymous said...

So, when I first read that Pony had your pants I thought....badddddddddd things xD Oh god....

Dally Winston said...

Haha nice

Sodapop Curtis said...

LMFAO. And Dal, I beg to differ with being the hottest thing :P u aint got nuthin on this shit

Angela Shepard said...

I play soccer! That is a sport so suck it.

Dally Winston said...

Soda ur just a more girly "hottness" I'm actuallyhot haha

Sodapop Curtis said...

what the fuck does that even mean?

Sodapop Curtis said...

Im putting this to the test :p

Angelica Winston said...

Comment number 101. I hate you even more Dallas -.-

Brookie Cade said...

it means your gay soda :P and i feel the same way ang -.-

Dally Winston said...

It means u r feminan. And gay.

Dally Winston said...

Whoa brook I thought ur commen was mine cuz it randomly popped up there. I wa like how did I log into her account? Haha

Carson Randle said...

Our smart Dal :p

Carson Randle said...

Oh I suposse I shouldn't say anything because I forgot to put a Y in your. Fml

Brookie Cade said...

goodjob dal ,and carson! :P

Jenna said...

I don't feel the need to comment because you have to many :P

Dally Winston said...

I don't care. Commnt :) haha

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Dally Winston said...

Hahahahaha soda that must be for u

Unknown said...

Wow.... Pony slept with your pants Dally? Thats creepy...

Brenan said...

i just felt like saying hello sex :) how have you been? lol

Dally Winston said...

hey y haha