I went to a party last night at some bar. It was so fuckin insain i have no idea how the drinks ended up infront of me i must have stole some or something. It was so good there was some hot cheerleader girls grindin everyone on the dancefloor. dont worry blair i wasnt on the dancefloor................................... :D A lot more beers and drinks after that and I dont rememeber a thing...
I woke up to screaming. All I could think about was how hurt my head felt. "shut the fuck up" i said without opening my eyes. then i just thought who the fuck would be screaming in my apartment?
"dallas what the fuck??!" I opened my eyes to see kit infront of me. what the fuck is she doing here? I look around. "get some fucking clothes on!" she said. what?? i looked down i was just wearing a tie.
"what are u doin in my house?" i said.
"what are u doing on MY couch! is the better question" she yelled not lookin at me. hahahaha this is her couch. oops.
"Where are my pants?"
just then pony comes out of his room holding my pants "im sorry im gay and creepy. i couldnt help put sleep with ur pants."
"WHAT THE FUCK U GROSS FAGGOT." thats the nastyest shit ever! pony is so stakerish.
Haha just kidding thats not what happened. i found my jeans on the floor. dont know why they were there or why I was here. I put them on. "how the fuck did i end up here. I dont even remember what happened."
"I dont know, but can you leave so i can was my couch... 1000 times over" I just laughed and left.
115 comments:
Your gay. :)
nah that would be u
I feel bad for kit, she ha to see your little penis :p
I'm sorry Dally. That was very funny. You are a comical genious. Who isn't gay or lacking in the pants. You are the greatest thing to happen to the earth. I'm jealous of Blair.
There. Is that nice enough? :)
So uhm..this is really weird. XD you need serious help Dallas :p
ya ur off the hook carson and i kno but it was those girls they drugged me. haha just kiddin i have no idea
:O when u said that pony said that i actually believed it.........thats scary :P
hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha u serious?
I forgot how retarded you are :p I enjoy the more mature people, lmao.
thats pretty wierd. :P
haha then go away if u dont like me :p
ya how would u like wakin up with just a tie
yes i did :P i mean its pony :D
I will never leave Dallas >:) lmao.
hahaha it is pony but come on that would be a little to pony
idk! im just sayin thats wierd....the cheerleaders do some weird shit...not me..but ya know the OTHER ones :P
................sure o-0
Dallas is short
short? that doesnt even make sence
dallas i kinda really hate you....you got 18 comments im like 5 fucking minutes. and i got 18 in like 2 weeks -.-
Let's be honest here Brooklyn, all cheerleaders do is sit around and talk shit about other people, and do their nails, and talk about how they're too fat. They barely even cheer xD
its not my fault im the best person alive. like give me a break man ;p
I felt the need to say something irrelevent
they are sexy bre leave them alone haha
yea bre leave us alone -.-
Dallas, football players are sexy, guys soccer players are sexy, guys in bands are sexy. Cheerleaders are butt ugly xD or the ones at my school are
u just got told by brook hahaha
FREAK! DALLAS IS A FREAK!
hot girls are sexy, sexy girls are sexy, cute girls are sexy and hot girls are sexy
dawn sucks my dick all night long
1. i dont talk shit. i leave that to you dumbasses.
2. wen i paint my nails i just chip the paint off out of boredem.
3. i know im not fat. and im not gonna pretened like i am.
so fuck off -.-
nice theory dallas :P
Dallas just likes girls. XD and no, cheerleaders are annoying little fucks. :) I want to shoot them like )/739:!;848393848;;&:9jzidjdodhusifnrio$yeoeueoeuo$;7;9!uri7383738393 times :)
wow really!? then why dont you fucking shoot me!?
brook illstick up for u. bre leave her alone. cheerleader sexyness is sexy dont diss it.
Brook no one cares. And Dallas, you're a pig. I mean seriously, half of the cheerleaders have STD's xD
nuh uh no they dont
if nobody cares why'd dallas say he'd stick up for me? :P
Yes they do Dal. :p
Fuck you, Dalallas. You got 37 comments. -.-
That's an easy one Brooks, because
A) you can't stick up for yourself
and B) Dallas thinks cheerleaders are sexy, he was sticking up for them, not you xD
Don't worry... Be happy :D
they dont! only the gross ones
All of them are gross. :)
hell no
Fuck. I am doomed for life. Must. Seek. Professional. Help.
FUCK OFF! D: just let me be right, this one time! :O
u liked what u saw dont worry kit i kno u were just puttin on a show ;p
hmm no haha
Bre, I used to make fun of cheerleaders, then I was forced to do the same and bitch, I'm never making fun of them again.
Dally, I'm not really into petiteness.
I hate Dallas Ann Winston, and Kit, I will forever make fun of cheerleaders, because from what I've seen they don't do anything -.-
Kit I'm so big u can't even pretend Im small
we do alot more than sit on our ass eating goldfish -.-
That's where you're wrong Brooks, I play soccer and other outdoor sports. Like, I play REAL sports. Not cheerleading.
U fuck ppl
watevr im done.
Brook u were actually fightin?
...yea i was...?
Cheerleaders aren't really that bad. Like golfers.. Not really a sport buuuuuuuuut... The do work kinda hard :p
Brook! U weren't actually supposed to be fighting I'm pretty sure everyones jokin around.
we work alot harder than ppl give us credit for -.-
I was kidding around :p and Carson, golf is a sport. Cheerleading isn't xD
jesus christ dallas. so serious.
Ur the serious one ;p
Cheerleading is a sport -.-
yep. :P
And so is kitkating
I'm a dancer not a cheerleader :P so left out haha
dancing is kinda a sport. :P
if cheerleading is a sport than dancing is DEFINITLY a sport. :P
then yes jamie dancing is a sport.
:D lmao but bri if ur reading this cheerleading is a sport i cheered up until sophmore year and its hard work brook isnt joking. dance is too but i like it there's more creativity and freedom to me
I almost peed myself laughing this morning XD
i wish you guys would put this much effort in to commenting on everyones blogs -_-
Haha to ur sister scrubing the couch
Soda it's not my fault im the hottest here man
...........hey :D
hahaha that made me laugh dallas!! and sumone needs to start shit...or a good converstation on another blog. that way we'll comment more. :P
All the girls who don't comment in 5 min gotta give me head
I'm only here because Dally made me.
Carson is the only unlucky girl that doesn't have to give me head but can if she wants.
whoa! what?!?! just read that....like..a minute ago. :P
82 comments dallas -.-
Oooh lucky u
oooh unlucky.
U like it
mmm..no i really dont.
Yes u do
no..im pretty sure i really dont.
:P
go comment on sumone elses post! you almost have 100! -.-
Yay me xD
dallas no one wants ur wang in thier mouth. thats unsanitary my good fellow.
So many comments! I hate you Dallas. -.-
So, when I first read that Pony had your pants I thought....badddddddddd things xD Oh god....
Haha nice
LMFAO. And Dal, I beg to differ with being the hottest thing :P u aint got nuthin on this shit
I play soccer! That is a sport so suck it.
Soda ur just a more girly "hottness" I'm actuallyhot haha
what the fuck does that even mean?
Im putting this to the test :p
Comment number 101. I hate you even more Dallas -.-
it means your gay soda :P and i feel the same way ang -.-
It means u r feminan. And gay.
Whoa brook I thought ur commen was mine cuz it randomly popped up there. I wa like how did I log into her account? Haha
Our smart Dal :p
Oh I suposse I shouldn't say anything because I forgot to put a Y in your. Fml
goodjob dal ,and carson! :P
I don't feel the need to comment because you have to many :P
I don't care. Commnt :) haha
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Hahahahaha soda that must be for u
Wow.... Pony slept with your pants Dally? Thats creepy...
i just felt like saying hello sex :) how have you been? lol
hey y haha
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