So we had a fucking awesome party at our house on christmas. Everyone thats awesome/important was there. fuckin good food.. we ordered a lot of it haha it was great. There was a bit of a food fight... And of course we had the dirty chinese gift exchange... i was half drunk so i dont remember what y'all got. So tell me in the comments. I got hand cuffs that were fuzzy and ya..its gonna be fun ;p. I remember people getting lingrie, viborators, playboys, and pretty much everything. So we partyed hard and shit. Oh and we fuckin played street hockey some of us. I kicked ass, and everyone wanted to be on my team haha. Exept then Soda was about to shoot on open net so i fuckin ran to save it and he canned me hard with his stick. fuck im still mad at him for that haha. Then the next morning my bathroom fuckin reaked. And turns out someone puked on the floor and whiped it up with a towel and hung it back up. It was fuckin disgusting haha but i kinda laughed. but whoever you were im gonna fuckin beat u. So tell me who it was :p
So i guess i should add this in. I got Blair and I a honeymoon in vegas. And also got her a white gold necklace thats pretty fuckin kool. And Blaze got a park with a swing and all that plus a slide that goes into a swimming pool. And a little dirtbike.
And I got all you mother fuckers a gift bag. with a ..surprise inside.
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Oh How I Love Fighting
I was just walking down the street when I thought I saw that kid Bryce on the other side. I took a double take. It was him. I ran across the street and told him never to touch Brook again. He smirked and asked me what I was gonna do about it. So i smirked back and laughed. I then punched him in the face and started beating him up. When I knew I was about to win I got a little cocky and threw him on the ground and said, "thats what I'm gonan do about it" then all the sudden he whipped out a blade and fuckin just about stabbed me on my leg. I quickly reached into my back pocket. My. blade. wasn't. there. what. the. fuck. I then had to think of a plan. I tried to grab his wrist and he tried to get up at the same time. THe knifecut my leg. I grabbed the fuckin knife and ripped it outta his hand. I fuckin threw that fucker on the ground and put the blade to his throat. "Don't you ever come near here again. Or you're dead." I told him. He fuckin ran. I then whiped the blade on my shirt and walked home.
"Hey Blair I got a new knife" I said.
"She looked down the stairs at me, "What the fuck Dally??!" I looked down at my leg, haha there was quite a bit of blood.
"Oh I just got in a fight. Kicked that Bryce guys ass. Brook should be safe for a while"
"Hey Blair I got a new knife" I said.
"She looked down the stairs at me, "What the fuck Dally??!" I looked down at my leg, haha there was quite a bit of blood.
"Oh I just got in a fight. Kicked that Bryce guys ass. Brook should be safe for a while"
Sunday, December 12, 2010
I came home from work at 5AM. Everyone was sleeping, I had something to eat then went to the washrrom before I went to bed. I stepped into the bathroom and went to the toilet... as I was pissng I looked over and saw like fucking 10 pregnancy tests on the counter. I was all "What the fuck?"So I looked at them. positve.positive. positive. positive. positive. positive. What?? Who the hell is pregnant in my house. I know. But how? I'm pretty sure I almost fainted or something. I was freaking out... I was almost shaking when I walked into our bedroom and saw Blair sleeping. Oh my fucking god... this has to be a joke. I can't handle another one. It's a joke I know it. Is it April Fools day today? Fuck its december. god fucking damnit why cant it be april. I crawled into bed and tried not to wake her up. I couldn't get to sleep. Finally she woke up it must have been at least 2 or 3 hours later. She looked at me.
"I saw the tests..."
"I saw the tests..."
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
worst phonecall ever
I was just sitting at home watching hockey. It was getting late. They must be really busy I guess. Is what I told myself. I waited,kept lookign at the clock. Blaze should be in bed by now... I started to get a bad feeling and around two in the morning I got a phone call.
"Hello?" I answered.
"Dallas get to the hospital now!" It was Jamie. I hung up the phone and ran to my truck. I have no idea how I got there. I don't remember the drive, I dont even remember putting on my shoes. I dont even remember if I actually parked in a parking spot or if I left my truck in the middle of the street. I just know I ran into the hospital and asked for Blair Matthews and Rhiley Winston.
The lady told me to calm down. I might have told her where to go... and some other words that wherent very nice. Thats when Blairs mom and Jamie walked in.
The lady said somethin bout them being in surgery and we couldnt see them til morning. I just sat there the whole night. Waiting on one of those chairs. I didnt move. Finally it was morning.
I went into the room they were in. They were both sleeping, well Blair was in a coma. I walked up to her and kissed er and told her she has to be strong and heal. I went up to Blaze and tucked him in. I remmeber thinking Why them and not me. Rhileys done nothing bad in his life and this is what he gets. I was just so fuckin happy they were alive.
A couple days later I got to take Blaze home. He was happy to be out of that place, but he misses him mom. I take him to the hospital every day to see her.
"Hello?" I answered.
"Dallas get to the hospital now!" It was Jamie. I hung up the phone and ran to my truck. I have no idea how I got there. I don't remember the drive, I dont even remember putting on my shoes. I dont even remember if I actually parked in a parking spot or if I left my truck in the middle of the street. I just know I ran into the hospital and asked for Blair Matthews and Rhiley Winston.
The lady told me to calm down. I might have told her where to go... and some other words that wherent very nice. Thats when Blairs mom and Jamie walked in.
The lady said somethin bout them being in surgery and we couldnt see them til morning. I just sat there the whole night. Waiting on one of those chairs. I didnt move. Finally it was morning.
I went into the room they were in. They were both sleeping, well Blair was in a coma. I walked up to her and kissed er and told her she has to be strong and heal. I went up to Blaze and tucked him in. I remmeber thinking Why them and not me. Rhileys done nothing bad in his life and this is what he gets. I was just so fuckin happy they were alive.
A couple days later I got to take Blaze home. He was happy to be out of that place, but he misses him mom. I take him to the hospital every day to see her.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
*awesome title inserted here*
I finally finshed our house on Friday. So Saturday Blair and I spent all day moving boxes and unpacking them. One thing I'll miss is that swimming pool in my building :p now you guys can't sneak in and use it anymore haha. Once all our shit was put away and clean we picked up blaze from sodas. He looked really happy when we showed him the house. Hopfully we can reach him to walk soon then he won't have to crawl everywhere. Shr!mp loves the house especially since we got that massive yard now. Lucky dog haha. So Blair and I were thinking of having a Christmas supper at our house this year. To break it in :p. So you're all invited.
Monday, October 18, 2010
stuff
So the past weekend I've been working on building a house. Yeah I don't think it's good to raise a kid in an apartment there's no room to run around and do kid things like jump on the bed (the people on the floor under you get pissed and ask the guy to kick you out). So thats what I've been doing the past week. I worked my ass off and all the walls are built and the roof is on. The basement was done as well. If you can visualize things in your head Ill (try to) explain to you what it will be like.
Lets say that the front of the house is south and the back of the house is north. So when you walk through the front door you are walking north.
You walk in the front door and you are on the landing you can go upstairs or downstairs. But you can see the living room to your right through the gard rails. So you walk up the stairs and to your right is the living room. North of the living room is the kitchen which has a half wall so you can see and talk to the people in the living room. To the left (west) of those rooms is a hallway.
The first door you come to on the north side will be the guest room. The first door on the south side is the bathroom. The second door on the north side will be Blaze's room. And the second door on the south side is the master bedroom which will be our room. It has a walk in closet and a bathroom.
Ok so say you go downstairs... If you go left off the stairs there will be a kinda hallway that will have a weight room straight north of the stairs and a bathroom on the south side and another guest room on the north side across from that. But to the right of the stairs will have a bar/party living room area thing and a play area thing north of that.
Okay, so after working hard on that a couple days ago I wanted to go out. Later that day Kit phoned me and asked if I was doin anything later tonight. I was thinking about going down to that new club anyways so I said she could come. I drove to there house and waited for her to get ready. We walked back to my car and I opened the passenger door for her and walked around. I couldn't wait to get a drink in me I was pretty sore from working. We started drivig and there was a pussy car with some socs in it. "do u wana race them?" kit asked. Haha of course I did. "hey fags!" I yelled and they looked "let's race" they laughed. "you think you can beat us with that??" the light turned green and I slammed on the gas. We blew them outta the water. "haha we kicked their ass" I said. "haha yeah" Kit said. We got to the club and walked in. "so what do you plan on doing? Drinking? Danceing?" she asked. "both" I said. "good answer" she said. I went up to the bar and grabbed a beer and opened it. Kit came up and took the beer from me. "thanks" she said. I rolled my eyes and got another one. We went on the dance floor and danced for a while then Kit wanted to play beer pong. Since I kick ass at the game I agreed. The first shot got in. So she took a drink. Then when she shot it missed I laughed my ass off at her. Then I was about to shoot and right when i through the ball she moved the cup -.- so I quit. haha. After some more danceig and drinking I walked her back home, well I hope it was her house haha I was to drunk to remember :p
Lets say that the front of the house is south and the back of the house is north. So when you walk through the front door you are walking north.
You walk in the front door and you are on the landing you can go upstairs or downstairs. But you can see the living room to your right through the gard rails. So you walk up the stairs and to your right is the living room. North of the living room is the kitchen which has a half wall so you can see and talk to the people in the living room. To the left (west) of those rooms is a hallway.
The first door you come to on the north side will be the guest room. The first door on the south side is the bathroom. The second door on the north side will be Blaze's room. And the second door on the south side is the master bedroom which will be our room. It has a walk in closet and a bathroom.
Ok so say you go downstairs... If you go left off the stairs there will be a kinda hallway that will have a weight room straight north of the stairs and a bathroom on the south side and another guest room on the north side across from that. But to the right of the stairs will have a bar/party living room area thing and a play area thing north of that.
Okay, so after working hard on that a couple days ago I wanted to go out. Later that day Kit phoned me and asked if I was doin anything later tonight. I was thinking about going down to that new club anyways so I said she could come. I drove to there house and waited for her to get ready. We walked back to my car and I opened the passenger door for her and walked around. I couldn't wait to get a drink in me I was pretty sore from working. We started drivig and there was a pussy car with some socs in it. "do u wana race them?" kit asked. Haha of course I did. "hey fags!" I yelled and they looked "let's race" they laughed. "you think you can beat us with that??" the light turned green and I slammed on the gas. We blew them outta the water. "haha we kicked their ass" I said. "haha yeah" Kit said. We got to the club and walked in. "so what do you plan on doing? Drinking? Danceing?" she asked. "both" I said. "good answer" she said. I went up to the bar and grabbed a beer and opened it. Kit came up and took the beer from me. "thanks" she said. I rolled my eyes and got another one. We went on the dance floor and danced for a while then Kit wanted to play beer pong. Since I kick ass at the game I agreed. The first shot got in. So she took a drink. Then when she shot it missed I laughed my ass off at her. Then I was about to shoot and right when i through the ball she moved the cup -.- so I quit. haha. After some more danceig and drinking I walked her back home, well I hope it was her house haha I was to drunk to remember :p
Monday, October 11, 2010
Last weekend I never felt so nervous in my life. Everyone was hanging out, me and Blair decided to go to the park while Soda and Katie watched Blaze. Me and Blair were walking down the street to the park, "Ur lookin super sexy tonight " I said reaching over to grab her hand. "thanks babe you too" she winked. We got to the park. She let go of my hand and I was about to look over and I got a pile of leaves thrown at me. "oh ur gonna get it girl" I smirked. I ran after her and threw some leaves back at her. I caught her around the waist and put her on the ground in the leaves" she grabbed my shoulders and dragged me down to kiss me. Oh man I'm going to do it. I'm going to. Right now. She could say no... fuck... "Is there something up Dally?" she said. I got off of her and helped her up. "Actually..." I touched my pocket to feel if it was still there. I swallowed hard. I got down on one knee reaching into my pocket and grabing the box. I don't remember being able to think. "Blair, will you marry me?" I said, opening the ring box.
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