I came home from work, Blaze was already sleeping, and walked into the kitchen were Blair was.
"hey babe" i went to go kiss her and she turned around and walked towards the fridge, opening it. "whats wrong?" she closed the fridge, didnt even get anything. i could tell she was pissed. She was hardly looking at me but then i got a death glare."baby whats up?"
"Are you cheating on me Dallas?"
"no"
"you fucking liar!"
"what the fuck? I never cheated on you!"
"I'm not an idiot, next time dont give the slut ur phone number"
"What the fuck are you talking about? I didnt give any slut my phone number!"
"I was fuckin talking to her. She called this morning looking for you."
"Who??"
"Just the fuck out"
"im not gonna leave til u tell me what the fuck is going on! i have no clue who the fuck this slut is ur talking about!"
"Im talking about that fucking chick Mia you knocked up!"
"what?! I havent slept with a difernt girl in like 5 or something months!"
"tell that to the whore who called here"
"are you sure it was the right number?"
"go to hell"
"baby i wouldnt cheat on u. i promised! im serious i have no idea who the hell this is"
"Why don't you give me a call when you figure it out, now get out"
What the fuck! I didnt even know what do to so i slammed the door and left. I went to Kits, Two-bits, and Jelly's place. I took there phonebook and sat on the couch, i didnt hear/listen to anything they were saying I was gonna find this out. It took me a million calls to find her.
"Hey is Mia there?"
"Speaking"
"Hey its Dallas"
"I was looking for you"
"What the hell is going on? You told my wife I knocked you up and she thinks im cheating on her! what the hell!"
"That was your wife? Wow, I didnt think you would ever get married.."
"Can you just tell me why the fuck you called"
"I need child support"
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"like i need money from the father of my child."
"what child?"
"Your child"
".... care to explain?"
"When we hooked up three years ago..."
"I HAVE A THREE YEAR OLD KID I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT?!"
"yeah.. i didnt think you would have wanted to know about it, but now i really need the money"
"And you think I have money to give you?"
"I'm not asking for that much"
"what is this kids name?"
"Carter, Carter Ryan Jones"
"And hes three?"
"yes.."
"okay.." fuck i could hardly think. "Ill call you back in a couple days.. i have to talk to my wife"
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Monday, January 24, 2011
GmaWinston
So I'm not going to be in jail that long only 2 days or so. I wasn't expecting any visiters so when the gaurds told me someone was here to see me I had no idea who it coulda been. I thought maybe Blair with Blaze so I could see them, I didn't know. So when I saw grandma Liz I was taken aback.
"Dallas..."
Haha I don't have to care what she thinks bout this. "why are you here?" I asked wondering why she's in tulsa.
"why are YOU here?"
I just looked a her.
"you have a family to take care of Dallas. You can't be out doing fucking shit and get yourself thrown in jail!"
I just raised my eyebrows at her.
"what did you do this time you little fuck?"
I couldn't help but crack a smile. Haha she called me a little fuck! Hahaha"nothin big. Kinda ridiculous that I'm in jail for it actually"
She just shook her head at me. "Dallas are you ever gonna learn how to tame the tiger? Just cause it wants to play doesn't mean it's playtime"
"grandma I didn't rape anybody!"
"I'm not talkin about that u dumb shit. I'm talking about how Blair is pregnant"
"how do you know about that?"
"I listen on the streets Dallas.. I listen on the streets..."
What the hell? Haha "yeah well Im not gonna get her pregnant again"
"oh you chopped off your balls?"
"what?? No!"
"then how can u make sure of that?"
"I just will. We were drunk and didn't use a condom ONE time. "
"actually you have two kids Dallas, so that would be twice."
...
"how many other kids do you have out there? 3?5?"
"none"
"how do you know mister?"
"I don't but they would most likely tell me wouldn't they?"
"not if they were whores and didn't know who the father even was.. You should really consider getting fixed haha"
-.-
"and you should consider leaving the fucking police station right now"
"don't fuckin talk to me like that"
" I can talk how ever the fuck I want I'm pretty sure."
"now your just upset because you are gonna have 2 babies to take care of so I will forgive you for yelling at me, your own grandma"
-.-
"well if im gonna bail u out you better get ur ass home to your troubeled wife and soon to be 2 babies"
"yeah yeah just get me out of this joint"
"Dallas..."
Haha I don't have to care what she thinks bout this. "why are you here?" I asked wondering why she's in tulsa.
"why are YOU here?"
I just looked a her.
"you have a family to take care of Dallas. You can't be out doing fucking shit and get yourself thrown in jail!"
I just raised my eyebrows at her.
"what did you do this time you little fuck?"
I couldn't help but crack a smile. Haha she called me a little fuck! Hahaha"nothin big. Kinda ridiculous that I'm in jail for it actually"
She just shook her head at me. "Dallas are you ever gonna learn how to tame the tiger? Just cause it wants to play doesn't mean it's playtime"
"grandma I didn't rape anybody!"
"I'm not talkin about that u dumb shit. I'm talking about how Blair is pregnant"
"how do you know about that?"
"I listen on the streets Dallas.. I listen on the streets..."
What the hell? Haha "yeah well Im not gonna get her pregnant again"
"oh you chopped off your balls?"
"what?? No!"
"then how can u make sure of that?"
"I just will. We were drunk and didn't use a condom ONE time. "
"actually you have two kids Dallas, so that would be twice."
...
"how many other kids do you have out there? 3?5?"
"none"
"how do you know mister?"
"I don't but they would most likely tell me wouldn't they?"
"not if they were whores and didn't know who the father even was.. You should really consider getting fixed haha"
-.-
"and you should consider leaving the fucking police station right now"
"don't fuckin talk to me like that"
" I can talk how ever the fuck I want I'm pretty sure."
"now your just upset because you are gonna have 2 babies to take care of so I will forgive you for yelling at me, your own grandma"
-.-
"well if im gonna bail u out you better get ur ass home to your troubeled wife and soon to be 2 babies"
"yeah yeah just get me out of this joint"
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Jail
So I was in the store picking up some beer and ciggarrettes when these two little kids came up to me.
"do you know where babys come from?" and I laughed.
"yeah, why?"
"our parents won't tell us and we want to know. can you tell us?" i just want to go home! fuck...
"ok so you have a guy and a girl and they have sex, and the guy doesn't wear a condom, then you have a baby" they were looking at me weirdly.
"sex?"
"ya...."
"whats sex?"
"when you fuck a girl"
"You said a bad word!" Why was I even talking to these kids??
"ok when you are turned on and you put your dick in her pussy. thats sex" haha I didn't know how to explain it to them.
Then some lady walked up to all of us. "what the hell are you talking about infront of my kids?"
"uhh..." she started dialing. shit -.-
she called in the cops and they took me in for harrasment... but im only locked up for 2 days. fucking dumbass kids...
"do you know where babys come from?" and I laughed.
"yeah, why?"
"our parents won't tell us and we want to know. can you tell us?" i just want to go home! fuck...
"ok so you have a guy and a girl and they have sex, and the guy doesn't wear a condom, then you have a baby" they were looking at me weirdly.
"sex?"
"ya...."
"whats sex?"
"when you fuck a girl"
"You said a bad word!" Why was I even talking to these kids??
"ok when you are turned on and you put your dick in her pussy. thats sex" haha I didn't know how to explain it to them.
Then some lady walked up to all of us. "what the hell are you talking about infront of my kids?"
"uhh..." she started dialing. shit -.-
she called in the cops and they took me in for harrasment... but im only locked up for 2 days. fucking dumbass kids...
Friday, January 21, 2011
hockey night
I haven't been able to write a post in a while so I'll catch you up on a few things first. On Jan 1st at midnight I married the most beautiful girl on the planet. I am so lucky, Blair I love you :) It was a pretty awesome wedding... a lot of partying... haha. Also if you don't know, we are having another kid. .... somebody should make sure that we are havin protected sex when we are drunk! fuck. haha. anyways...
So yesturday Blair, Katie, Soda and I were gonna have a couples night. But then Katie thought of just Blair and her go out, while Soda and I stay at my house and hang out... but watch Blaze. It was a good idea because the hockey game was on. So we were just drinking some beer and eating pizza that we got delivered. The pizza girl was pretty hot I think i might have tipped her to much but as I recall SODA made me! haha. We watched my favorite team, NewYork Rangers, play Carolina. I fuckin hate Carolina so we were getting kinda loud yelling at the TV and cracking more beer open so we could throw the cans at the wall (my tv is to nice to throw cans at it :p) Soda threw a peice of pizza on the tv -.- haha i made him clean it off. So the rangers lost 4-1. But we also watched the Dallas Stars play because thats my next favorite team since its the closest to Tulsa, and its Sodas favorite team. So we watched them kick the Oilers ass. But on 2nd intermition Soda was like "Wheres Blaze?"
"ooh shit! I havent seen him since like... 4 hours ago"
"No he watched the first period of the rangers game"
"fuuckk man i dont even remember!"
We started looking for him franticly. In couch cushins and behind the window blinds. I checked in the cupboards and cabnits. Soda checked the toilet and shower. Then I was like "do you think he maybe got into the fridge....??"
"FUCK HE PROBBALY DID!!!! HES GONNA HAVE FROST BITE" soda freaked out and ran to the fridge but slipped on some water that was spilled on the ground and fell on his back. I couldnt stop laughing. I opened the fridge. Damnit no kid.
"Shit man we lost him!" i said.
"We didnt look in the masterbedrooms toilet!" soda exclaimed.
We ran across the house to my room and ran into the bathroom but I thought I saw something on my bed so i stropped quickly, but soda didnt have the fast reflexes that i have and crashed into me then hitting his head on the wall. I looked on the bed and there was Blaze all curled up and sleeping.
"Fuck ya we found him!" soda said kinda loud.
"fuck we have to be quiet hes sleeping" im pretty sure i was talkin just as loud.
i picked him up and put him in his crib. "ok whatever happens, we did not lose him!" soda said.
"for sure. ok perfect timing third period is about to start."
So they came home at around 1:30 and we were playin NHL 11. I was kickin sodas ass. blair asked me how blaze was and i told her he was super good hardly made any noise.. hahha yeah we didnt tell them we lost him..
So yesturday Blair, Katie, Soda and I were gonna have a couples night. But then Katie thought of just Blair and her go out, while Soda and I stay at my house and hang out... but watch Blaze. It was a good idea because the hockey game was on. So we were just drinking some beer and eating pizza that we got delivered. The pizza girl was pretty hot I think i might have tipped her to much but as I recall SODA made me! haha. We watched my favorite team, NewYork Rangers, play Carolina. I fuckin hate Carolina so we were getting kinda loud yelling at the TV and cracking more beer open so we could throw the cans at the wall (my tv is to nice to throw cans at it :p) Soda threw a peice of pizza on the tv -.- haha i made him clean it off. So the rangers lost 4-1. But we also watched the Dallas Stars play because thats my next favorite team since its the closest to Tulsa, and its Sodas favorite team. So we watched them kick the Oilers ass. But on 2nd intermition Soda was like "Wheres Blaze?"
"ooh shit! I havent seen him since like... 4 hours ago"
"No he watched the first period of the rangers game"
"fuuckk man i dont even remember!"
We started looking for him franticly. In couch cushins and behind the window blinds. I checked in the cupboards and cabnits. Soda checked the toilet and shower. Then I was like "do you think he maybe got into the fridge....??"
"FUCK HE PROBBALY DID!!!! HES GONNA HAVE FROST BITE" soda freaked out and ran to the fridge but slipped on some water that was spilled on the ground and fell on his back. I couldnt stop laughing. I opened the fridge. Damnit no kid.
"Shit man we lost him!" i said.
"We didnt look in the masterbedrooms toilet!" soda exclaimed.
We ran across the house to my room and ran into the bathroom but I thought I saw something on my bed so i stropped quickly, but soda didnt have the fast reflexes that i have and crashed into me then hitting his head on the wall. I looked on the bed and there was Blaze all curled up and sleeping.
"Fuck ya we found him!" soda said kinda loud.
"fuck we have to be quiet hes sleeping" im pretty sure i was talkin just as loud.
i picked him up and put him in his crib. "ok whatever happens, we did not lose him!" soda said.
"for sure. ok perfect timing third period is about to start."
So they came home at around 1:30 and we were playin NHL 11. I was kickin sodas ass. blair asked me how blaze was and i told her he was super good hardly made any noise.. hahha yeah we didnt tell them we lost him..
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