sunday night

I went to a party last night at some bar. It was so fuckin insain i have no idea how the drinks ended up infront of me i must have stole some or something. It was so good there was some hot cheerleader girls grindin everyone on the dancefloor. dont worry blair i wasnt on the dancefloor................................... :D A lot more beers and drinks after that and I dont rememeber a thing...
I woke up to screaming. All I could think about was how hurt my head felt. "shut the fuck up" i said without opening my eyes. then i just thought who the fuck would be screaming in my apartment?
"dallas what the fuck??!" I opened my eyes to see kit infront of me. what the fuck is she doing here? I look around. "get some fucking clothes on!" she said. what?? i looked down i was just wearing a tie.
"what are u doin in my house?" i said.
"what are u doing on MY couch! is the better question" she yelled not lookin at me. hahahaha this is her couch. oops.
"Where are my pants?"
just then pony comes out of his room holding my pants "im sorry im gay and creepy. i couldnt help put sleep with ur pants."
"WHAT THE FUCK U GROSS FAGGOT." thats the nastyest shit ever! pony is so stakerish.
Haha just kidding thats not what happened. i found my jeans on the floor. dont know why they were there or why I was here. I put them on. "how the fuck did i end up here. I dont even remember what happened."
"I dont know, but can you leave so i can was my couch... 1000 times over" I just laughed and left.

Partying It Up

Parties... fun shit. People getting drunk, dancing, drinking, getting drunk, haha the list goes on. So I was at a party... like usual, and just drinking and hanging out with Tim and Buck when I saw Blair walk in. I thought I saw her walk in alone. I went over to her and we started talkin bout random shit, I got her a drink. I don't really remember to much after that. Like usual. I just know that when I woke up in the morning in my bed and saw Blair sleeping beside me I knew something bad was gonna happen. I couldn't help but be a little bit happy because Iv'e wanted Blair for a long time, but I knew she was gonna kill me when she woke up. I quietly slipped out and made some hangover juice. Then I saw the prettyest girl walk out of my room.

"Dallas what the fuck happened last night?" she asked.

"I dunno" I said and took a drink. I walked towards her and was about to kiss her when someone opened my door. Great timeing cuz -.-

Jelly looked rather confused. I didn't know what to say. I didn't want anyone to find out about this because it could wreck Blairs relationship with Kyle.

"umm Dally I need to talk to you later" she said and left.

"Shit." I said.

"I better go" Blair said and left. I was left in my aparentment alone.

Parites can get you in a weird situation. I don't know how this ones gonna end up.